Nicht alles hier ist ein Zitat
Zitate als fortune-Datenbank herunterladenAusnahmen bestätigen die Regelstudienzeit.
It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile
Be yourself no matter what they say
Kikrost Vúshnakuth has grown to become a Prisoner.
Did you really name your son Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;-- ?
Brillengläser haben die mysteriöse Eigenschaft, Fett und anderen Schmutz aus Abständen von bis zu fünf Metern anzuziehen.
Mathematics is hard. If it isn't hard, you're not progressing fast enough.
Sänk ju for träwelling wiss Deutsche Bahn.
Laziness takes effort.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unloaden swallow?
Question.
How is this relevant to cake?
On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
It's hard to debug through tears of laughter.
Norrington: "No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north...(looks at Jack's sword) And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of."
Captain Jack Sparrow: "But you have heard of me."
Ich bin ein Zauberer und kein Pavian, der einen Stock schwingt.
There is always one more bug.
In those days… men were real men, women were real women, and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.
IN YOUR INTERFACE!
Spam, Egg, Spam, Spam, Bacon and Spam
No, not ties!
I don't even want to learn how to tie a tie!
Wie ich es hasse, immer Recht zu behalten.
Es sind die kleinen Dinge, die das Leben unbequem machen.
But chocolate is so delicious...
MINT CHOCOLATE IS BLASPHEMY!
OW!
The plastic, It hurts!
Wenn es zu schön klingt, um wahr zu sein, ist es das vermutlich auch.
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
The spinning snow strikes The Trader in the head, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
The Trader has been knocked unconscious!
Themiyi Sofilaci, Trader has been shot and killed.
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Absurdity, n. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
Just got one of them feelin's that my twin bro's about to do something rash an' stupid.
But after feelin' it the thirty millionth time, ah've really stopped carin'
"C" is for coding...
"C" is for compiling...
"C" is for computer crashing...
"C" is for cookie break.
(And that's good enough for me.)
Caaaaaarl...
Cecilia: "I'm quitting chocolate..."
Tajel: "ARE YOU CRAZY WOMAN? Stronger women have tried and failed! FAILED!!
You guys are freaking me out. Turn this thing off!
”What did she say?“
”She hit me on the head with the rock again.“
”I think I can confirm that that was my daughter.“
”Sweet kid.“
”You have to get to know her,“ said Arthur.
”She eases up does she?“
”No,“ said Arthur, ”but you get a better sense of when to duck.“
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
Die Mäuse möchten euch jetzt sprechen.
Die ersten zehn Millionen Jahre waren die schlimmsten. Die zweiten zehn Millionen Jahre, die waren auch die schlimmsten. Die dritten zehn Millionen Jahre haben mir überhaupt keinen Spaß gemacht.
Auf dem Rückweg sangen sie eine Reihe wohlklingender und beschaulicher Lieder über Frieden, Gerechtigkeit, Moral, Bildung, Sport, Familienleben und die Vernichtung aller anderen Lebensformen.
You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.
Well, I trust it you will always remember this as the day that Captain Jack Sparrow almost escaped.
NYET! The evil stops here!
Die Ente bleibt draußen.
Dude! We have FIVE METRIC FUCKTONS of prepared food! We're not low on food!
-"War hier nicht irgendwo eine Plasmakanone?"
-"Nein, die hast du dem Waisenhaus gespendet."
Eglamore: "Carver! What happened now?"
Antimony: "Nothing too serious! But I suggest running."
Xykon: "Has anyone seen her since?"
Jirix: "No."
M.i.t.d.: "No."
Redcloak: "Not since I since I brutally murdered her ten minutes ago, no."
Sieh mal: Eigentum ist Diebstahl, stimmt's? Folglich ist Diebstahl Eigentum. Und folglich gehört dies Raumschiff mir. Okay?
Still better than winter.
-"Hein zeigt uns gerade, wie schnell Tunnelratten graben können." -"Ach wie schön, dass er das in unserem Wohnzimmer tut."