Nicht alles hier ist ein Zitat
Zitate als fortune-Datenbank herunterladenAusnahmen bestätigen die Regelstudienzeit.
— Sting, Englishman in New YorkIt takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile
Be yourself no matter what they say
— Dwarf fortressKikrost Vúshnakuth has grown to become a Prisoner.
— xkcdDid you really name your son Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;-- ?
Brillengläser haben die mysteriöse Eigenschaft, Fett und anderen Schmutz aus Abständen von bis zu fünf Metern anzuziehen.
Mathematics is hard. If it isn't hard, you're not progressing fast enough.
— Deutsche BahnSänk ju for träwelling wiss Deutsche Bahn.
Laziness takes effort.
— The bridgekeeper (Monty Python and the holy grail)What is the airspeed velocity of an unloaden swallow?
— Justin (El Goonish Shive)Question.
How is this relevant to cake?
— King Arthur (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
— xkcd wikiIt's hard to debug through tears of laughter.
— Pirates of the CaribbeanNorrington: "No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north...(looks at Jack's sword) And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of."
Captain Jack Sparrow: "But you have heard of me."
— Harry Potter und der HalbblutprinzIch bin ein Zauberer und kein Pavian, der einen Stock schwingt.
There is always one more bug.
— The Hitchhiker's Guide To The GalaxyIn those days… men were real men, women were real women, and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.
IN YOUR INTERFACE!
— Monty Python, SpamSpam, Egg, Spam, Spam, Bacon and Spam
— Walky (It's Walky)No, not ties!
I don't even want to learn how to tie a tie!
— Ian Malcolm (Jurassic Park (Film))Wie ich es hasse, immer Recht zu behalten.
Es sind die kleinen Dinge, die das Leben unbequem machen.
— Tiffany Et (Precocious)But chocolate is so delicious...
— Bud Oven (Precocious)MINT CHOCOLATE IS BLASPHEMY!
— El Goonish ShiveOW!
The plastic, It hurts!
Wenn es zu schön klingt, um wahr zu sein, ist es das vermutlich auch.
— War GamesA strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
— Dwarf fortressThe spinning snow strikes The Trader in the head, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
The Trader has been knocked unconscious!
Themiyi Sofilaci, Trader has been shot and killed.
— Deep Thought42
— Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's dictionaryAbsurdity, n. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
— Sal (Joyce and Walky!)Just got one of them feelin's that my twin bro's about to do something rash an' stupid.
But after feelin' it the thirty millionth time, ah've really stopped carin'
— PHD Comic"C" is for coding...
"C" is for compiling...
"C" is for computer crashing...
"C" is for cookie break.
(And that's good enough for me.)
— Paul (Llamas with hats)Caaaaaarl...
— PHD ComicCecilia: "I'm quitting chocolate..."
Tajel: "ARE YOU CRAZY WOMAN? Stronger women have tried and failed! FAILED!!
— Charlie (Charlie the unicorn II)You guys are freaking me out. Turn this thing off!
— Ford Prefect & Arthur Dent (Mostly Harmless)”What did she say?“
”She hit me on the head with the rock again.“
”I think I can confirm that that was my daughter.“
”Sweet kid.“
”You have to get to know her,“ said Arthur.
”She eases up does she?“
”No,“ said Arthur, ”but you get a better sense of when to duck.“
— "Still Alive", PortalI've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
— Per Anhalter durch die GalaxisDie Mäuse möchten euch jetzt sprechen.
— Marvin (Das Restaurant am Ende des Universums)Die ersten zehn Millionen Jahre waren die schlimmsten. Die zweiten zehn Millionen Jahre, die waren auch die schlimmsten. Die dritten zehn Millionen Jahre haben mir überhaupt keinen Spaß gemacht.
— Das Leben, das Universum und der ganze RestAuf dem Rückweg sangen sie eine Reihe wohlklingender und beschaulicher Lieder über Frieden, Gerechtigkeit, Moral, Bildung, Sport, Familienleben und die Vernichtung aller anderen Lebensformen.
— Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the caribbean - The Curse Of The Black Pearl)You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.
— Commodore Norrington (Pirates of the caribbean - The Curse Of The Black Pearl)Well, I trust it you will always remember this as the day that Captain Jack Sparrow almost escaped.
— Pitr (Userfriendly)NYET! The evil stops here!
— Herr Müller LüdenscheidtDie Ente bleibt draußen.
— Keyboard Fox (Boatmurdered)Dude! We have FIVE METRIC FUCKTONS of prepared food! We're not low on food!
— Artemis Fowl - Das magische Tor-"War hier nicht irgendwo eine Plasmakanone?"
-"Nein, die hast du dem Waisenhaus gespendet."
— Gunnerkrigg CourtEglamore: "Carver! What happened now?"
Antimony: "Nothing too serious! But I suggest running."
— Order of the StickXykon: "Has anyone seen her since?"
Jirix: "No."
M.i.t.d.: "No."
Redcloak: "Not since I since I brutally murdered her ten minutes ago, no."
— Zaphod Beeblebrox (Das Restaurant am Ende des Universums)Sieh mal: Eigentum ist Diebstahl, stimmt's? Folglich ist Diebstahl Eigentum. Und folglich gehört dies Raumschiff mir. Okay?
— Kaitlyn (Copper Road)Still better than winter.
— Käpt'n Blaubär-"Hein zeigt uns gerade, wie schnell Tunnelratten graben können." -"Ach wie schön, dass er das in unserem Wohnzimmer tut."