Stranger Than Usual

Denn wenn die Amis Recycling sagen, meinen sie "Export nach China". JA SUPER!

Unzivilisierte Barbaren! Nicht wie bei uns, wo Recycling-Zeug nach Afrika geht.

Most space charts leave out the most significant part – all the space.

If you were waiting for the opportune moment… that was it.

Ein Freund, ein guter Freund,
das ist das Beste, was es gibt auf der Welt.

Amazing. Every word of what you just said… was wrong.

Websites that collect quotes are full of mistakes and never check original sources.

The Programmers’ Credo: we do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they were going to be easy

You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometime you find
You get what you need

Nicht umsonst steckt in dem Wort „Seele“ das Wort „See“. Und „le“.

Tonight, we're going to talk about cryptocurrencies. Everything you don't understand about money combined with everything you don't understand about computers.

Look, that's not an ”Explosion“. It's just a rapid unscheduled disassembly.

The female angler fish comes in many shapes, colors and shades. Of ugly. It's like a rainbow. Of ugly.

It's weird how I'm constantly surprised by the passage of time when it's literally the most predictable thing in the universe.

If you base medicine on science you cure people. If you base the design of planes on science they fly. If you base the design of rockets on science they reach the moon. It works… bitches.

Staatliches Handeln, insbesondere polizeiliches Handeln, darf nicht kalkulierbar oder vorhersagbar sein […].

Häh? Wieso kann ich mit der Kettensäge keine Möwe töten?

I was nauseated by the sun. There is no hope!

Ich hab 'ne Idee: Wie wär's, wenn wir nicht mehr auf die Rakete steigen?

Ok here we go, they're making the game. Our hardcore survival cyberpunk office workplace game.

That is the US president displaying a level of indifference to human suffering rivaled only by robots and housecats.

Here, we will explore true facts about the octopus. Deep in the depths of the o-cean lives a marvellous creature sometimes referred to as the ”flappy flappy spider of the sea“.

This is absolutely insane. To be honest, after studying this for quite a while I still don't understand how to use this feature outside of my exploit.

Well I've got some good news everybody: I think the replicator works.

Spielleiter: Du musst deine Waffen deklarieren

Spielerin: Messer, Messer, Messer und Messer.

Hallo. Ich bin ein mächtiger Vampirrr. Und ich verrrkaufe Karrrtoffeln.

At a certain point hunger outweights fear, which is also incidently the official slogan of Taco Bell.

Revenge is a dish best served by dinosaurs with lasers.

The beach is exactly three things, none of which are medicine:

• It's sand that goes down your asscrack,
• saltwater that goes up your nose
• and sun that burns your skin.

The beach doesn't cure anything except you being comfortable.

We're not seizing the means of production over mashed potato conspiracy theories.

Aus einem Klingelmännchenstreich kann auch gerne mal ein Atomkrieg werden.

Sitting on top of a rocket is more dangerous than sitting on a bottle of gasoline!

It is Shell. Everybody thinks to know Shell but few know what they do when they write Shell.

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for nature cannot be fooled.

Das ist das Lebenselixier der Informatiker: man weiß, dass es nicht geht und versucht es trotzdem.

Oh no, I did something right.

Neben die pig ranch mach ich mal 'nen schönes Kohlfeld. Da stinkt's nach Schweinen und Kohl. Was gibt's denn Schöneres im Sommer?

• Aric: ”You deserve a medal for optimism.“
• Lemmo: ”I'll get one someday.“

if your frontend has a build time of 20 minutes I would advise you need to considerate some life choices

It's very important that things glow in the future. Otherwise how are you supposed to know its from the future?

Guys, we can't do a civil war even if we wanted to. The median age in the US is 38. I am 38. I am tired and weak and my wife won't let me Civil War except on weekends. Do you really think this generation has enough vacation days for this sort of thing?

We cannot pit brother against brother because scheduling 2 men who work and have kids for a single DAY is a non-starter. You want to campaign for [checks notes] FOUR YEARS?

Can you imagine doing a Civil War on zoom? 3 second lag and half the time your enemy can't even log in.

Das Programmieren von Turingmaschinen ist sehr umständlich, eigentlich nur etwas für Masochisten.

vim users know how to exit. They just chose not to. Everyone else is a vim prisoner.

The fact that a patient is deceased influences the clinical process. Also, in human communication and relation management it is necessary to know whether the person is alive.

• Minrah: „Does everyone in you group have weird emotional issues?“
• Durkon: „Eh, tha cat's pob'ly fine.“

1. Pommes gegessen
2. Beim Bielendorfer gewesen
3. Globale Katastrophe

We simultaneously have a "labor shortage crisis" and a "border crisis" due to people coming for work, and as far as I know this is not widely viewed as, you know, a little silly.

Ransomware ist kein Angriff

Ransomware ist schlechtes Wetter, für das sie unpassend gekleidet waren.

The three rules of the Librarians of Time and Space are:

1. Silence
2. Books must be returned no later than the last date shown
3. Do not interfere with the nature of causality.

String length is about as meaningful a measurement as string height

Best practices are more like ”ideas to consider because I got into trouble a few times“